Conversation between me & me

“Hey!” [Slap!]

“Ouch! Stop that! What do you want?”

“I brought a fan in here so I can blow out the fog in your brain. It’s suffocating me.”

“I was just day dreaming… and give me a break! It’s been boring…”

“Boring… is that my fault? I’ve got to get these cobwebs out of your mind…”

“You are such a spoil sport!”

“And what do you think you are waiting for? Don’t lie to me now. Remember I am you too.”

“What? I am not waiting for anything! “

“Oh… come on, you can’t be serious? “

“I’m not, well, not really. Dang, sad state isn’t it?”

“You know it. Give it up.”

“Uhm… don’t know if I can… “

“You can be so hopeless.“

“Hah! If I’m hopeless so are you!”

“You know what your problem is? You are a damn romantic!”

“And what is wrong being a romantic? Wait! You don’t have to answer that! You’re logic personified!”

“I won’t… (sigh) if you already know what is best for you, why do you keep at it?”

“I’m a masochist.”

“Hah! Somebody’s going to get hurt and that somebody is us.”

“That’s what masochist mean, dummy.”

“…….!”